I’m Heather, Heather B., or HB (or Heather Lynn if you are my mother).
I like Malbec, dresses with pockets, bourbon, C-SPAN, J.D. Salinger, and electoral politics. I dislike clowns, large crowds, cooked carrots, ice-skating, and the size of my feet. My favorite word is pulchritude. I just like the way it rolls off the tongue.