Saturday, October 8, 2005
Subtitled: My Second Drunk Post
- Why am I drunk at 11:59 PM?
- Why does IndeBleu make delicious drinks?
- Why do I make friends with people that work at IndeBleu?
- Why do I drink so any Ceaser's Melons?
- Why do I quote Ceaser when I'm drunk?
- Why is there track work between Judiciary Square and Rhode Island Avenue?
- Why does it take so fucking long to get home from Foggy Bottom?
- Why don't I take cabs? (wait easy answer to that one, because cabs in DC are retarted)
- Why do I have to babysit tomorrow night?
- Why am I drunk again?
- Why am I infatuated with my best friend?
- Why am I infatuated with my roommate? (wait, see IndeBleu)
- Why am I soaking wet right now?
- Why is there a Tammy?
- Hell, why is there a Katrina and Rita for that matter?
- Why are my Stuart Weitzman ballet flats soaking wet?
- Why does it seem like the McDonalds in union station is the slowest place ever?
- Why does George Steinbrenner pay so much for pitchers who can't pitch?
- Why am I covered in mosquito bites?
- Why are my mother and brother in Martha's Vineyard right now?
- Why am I drunk? again?