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    Happy Monday

    "Looks like somebody's got the case of the Mondays"

    I'm writing this to remember how miserable I am right now...

    I've been yelled at today, I've cried, and I've just bought my first pack of cigarettes since May.

    Man I'm on a roll...

    At Least My Name Isn't Michael Bolton

    "So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."-Office Space

    I'm watching Office Space. For the first time ever.
    Point is, I miss college. I really really really miss college right now. Talk about an epiphany. How is it possible to miss something that you totally dreaded 60% of the time? I kind of want to take a midterm then funnel a beer and get caught underage in a fraternity bathroom, hiding with 10 other people.

    Apparently I have lost my damn mind.

    Sleepiness Begets This...

    So much for being "prolific". This is all you're gettin' today...

    A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
    While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
    Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?"
    God said, "No, you have another 43 years, two months and eight days
    Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
    face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. Since she had so much more
    time to live, she figured she might as well look nicer.
    After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
    crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an
    Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
    another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that
    God replied: "GirrLLLLLL..., I didn't even recognize you.

    Oh wait, and this...cause babies are cool. And tonight Drinx with some really hot boys. Oh and lots of Bethesda-ness tomorrow...as in Taste of Bethesda and Trader Joe's and maybe Dunkin' Donuts.