"Hair brings one's self-image into focus; it is vanity's proving ground. Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices." ~Shana Alexander
After eight years of the same hair I finally decided to do something new:
See also; I am incredibly lazy and if I can just wake up and have my hair done then it’s totally worth it.
Naturally, people have questions so I am here to answer them.
1) Is that your hair?
It is my hair in that I bought and paid for it.
2) How long did it take?
3) SIX HOURS?
Yes. English, do you speak it?
4) How long will it last?
6-8 weeks but I’ll probably stretch it out to a solid ten. See aforementioned statement on laziness.
5) Can I see it down?
6) Can I touch it?
Sure if you don’t mind losing one or both hands.
7) (A statement rather than a question) It looks really good/I really like it.
*This is purely satire because people always have questions about black women and their hair.